Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

A Parting Holiday Shot

  I guess we never really grow up, because you know how you buy your kids all of these nice gifts and then all they want to do is play with the box?   Well, my wife bought me some really nice gifts, but at the end of the night, it  turns out that that’s all […]

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I’m Dreaming of a White Elephant Christmas

  We played the White Elephant game this year at Christmas, and one of the prepubescent female relatives opened her choice of gifts and found a set of nice handbags inside.   She was so happy. She sat on the sofa clutching them to her chest.   But that’s not the game. You’re not supposed to be […]

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STDs on New Years Eve

With all of the New Year’s Eve parties that are coming up, it’s a good time for everyone to be mindful of, and to take precautions to protect themselves from, these nasty STDs, so here we go.   1. Starting to Drink.  Take it slow and drink water in between your drinks, you still have a long night ahead […]

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Merry Christmas

   For this Christmas cartoon, I’m not picking on anyone. I’m not saying how full of crap a lot of people are. I’m not going to crack jokes about anyone’s beliefs or sexuality, or share my limited view of the world. All I want to do is wish everyone a “Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth”.Also, […]

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Happy Halloween

                                              “What kind of boots do zombies wear? Ghoul-ashes.”                        “When a witch is sick, she is just going through a bad spell.”                        “The chastity belt was the first warlock.”                        “Superman and Batman both like costumed balls.”                        “Why do vampire children like haircuts?”                        “Because the barber gives them blood suckers.” […]

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