Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

I Plead the Fifth

Written By: Sy - Feb• 13•14

Why is it against the law to be legally drunk?

She Makes Me Hot

Written By: Sy - Feb• 11•14

  I used to date a girl who had a kick-ass body, but we broke up because every time I was with her I just wanted to kick her ass.

I’d Call It That

Written By: Sy - Dec• 07•13

If the Apocalypse came but only killed male gays would it be called the Apoca-lisp?

Love the Smokey Primary Visual Cortex

Written By: Sy - Dec• 07•13

I told a blond to make-up her mind, so she snorted a bottle of eye-liner.

Pure as the Driven…

Written By: Sy - Dec• 06•13

There’s always something new and exciting happening in the pop music world. At the moment it’s Lord with her album Pure Heroin, but I’m still waiting for the definitive Kesha, “Pure Skank” album.

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