Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Raise Your Hand

Written By: Sy - Aug• 11•14

I saw an Elvis impersonator on TV today and I was just wondering. Is there really ANYONE who can’t do an Elvis impersonation?

At Least She’s Not Getting Shafted

Written By: Sy - Aug• 08•14

I know a girl who works for an escort service. She told me she does it because she likes the “tips”.

Easter is the Best, Hands Down

Written By: Sy - Mar• 22•14

Another Palm Sunday coming up and with it comes painful childhood memories. When I was growing up we would get a spanking every Sunday morning in case we had done something bad during the week and hadn’t gotten caught. My dad would put on this padded glove and wack us with the palm of his hand, and that’s all I think about when I hear the term ”Palm Sunday”.

Easter, thankfully, helps me forget some of that trauma, because on Easter we always go to my sister’s house and pig out like it’s the Last Supper, and afterwards, at home, I nail my wife on her hands and her feet. She stands in front of the couch and bends over with her hands on the rear cushion.

I would do it doggie style but I’ve got a bad knee.

 

Awesome And Lorde Go Hand In Hand

Written By: Sy - Mar• 21•14

                                        A couple of shots from the Lorde Concert,

                                               Aragon Ballroom, Chicago Illinois

                                            Beautifully Intelligent Songs

                                                                                   Remarkable Artist

Now Go Clean Your Room

Written By: Sy - Mar• 02•14

So one day my daughter says to me. “You know what dad? I don’t think you’ve ever told a joke that isn’t racist or sexist”.

I couldn’t believe it. Who says children don’t listen to their parents?

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