Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

What A Character

Written By: Sy - Nov• 19•14

Bill Cosby is being accused of several counts of rape, or, in other words introducing women to the real “Fat Albert!”

Sure, Whatever You Say

Written By: Sy - Nov• 14•14

I love those voice recognition programs. MaybeHead20

next, they should try working on a “word” recognition progam

Feel The Burn

Written By: Sy - Nov• 05•14

Just a w0rd of advice. If you are eating spicy finger food, remember to wash you hands BEFORE using the bathroom.

Why I Think TV Game Shows are Rigged

Written By: Sy - Oct• 21•14

I watched “The Price is Right” today and I saw a black female contestant  miss out on winning a car because she guessed the numbers in price in the wrong order and, get this,  she just accepted her loss.

This can’t be real, I told myself, because personally I do not know any black women who would give up that easily.  The one’s I know, would be like “Hold on there Drew, you didn’t explain this game right. You didn’t say I had to guess them in order, you just said I had to guess them, and I guessed them, so give me my damn car, uh, uh, I ain’t leaving here ’til I get my car. You better give me a copy of this tape to show my lawyer, cause’ I suing all of you…

OK, maybe I’m exaggerating a little, but I’m just saying, I thought the whole thing was a little suspicious.,

 

I’m Just Saying

Written By: Sy - Sep• 24•14

Today there is a news story about a drill sergeant who is accused of eight sexual assaults. He is a staff sergeant from Fort Leonard Wood.

I’m not defending him, I’m just saying if anybody sounds like he is a product of his environment it’s this guy.

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