Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Works For Me

Written By: Sy - Jan• 08•15

At most work places you can be fired for sleeping on the job. I think this rule should apply only to sleep walkers who are still performing their tasks, because if you’re sleeping then, technically, you’re not “on the job

It Doesn’t Help

Written By: Sy - Dec• 21•14

 I went to the post office the other day to sign for a package. So the clerk tells me that she is going to need two signatures, and I say OK. So she directs me to the electronic screen and she says “Print your name here and then sign it here,” so I do and then I say “Where do you want the second signature?” and she says “You already did it, see (pointing to the screen where I printed and then signed my name) one, two and then she handed me the package.

Now I’m not saying the this is the reason that USPS in trouble, I’m just saying that it doesn’t help.

Well It Is Doctor’s Orders

Written By: Sy - Dec• 21•14

 I got these pills from my doctor and the bottle says to take them with food, so I do, but they would be a lot easier to swallow if I could take them with water.

I Just Think The Timing is Kind of Suspicious

Written By: Sy - Dec• 08•14

 The Christmas season is upon us and with it comes one of the first feel good stories. There are a lot of negative police stories in the news right now, but the other day I read about a police officer who gave a motorist one hundred dollars after pulling him over for not having a current window sticker. The motorist told the cop just how hard it was for him to make ends meet for his family and that he just hadn’t been able to afford to buy his sticker yet.

This officer should be commended. I’m sure it must have been extremely hard for him to part with some of his shake-down money.

It’s a Cheap Shot/I’ll Face Up To That

Written By: Sy - Nov• 26•14

Yesterday I saw the headline that Cover Girl dropped Ellen Degeneres. From the looks of her face I’d say someone dropped her long before they did.

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