Head on the Table

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Happy Birthday

Today I was in the shower and I was looking at the array of soaps and shampoos and god knows what else, that we have and was wondering why on earth we would need all of this stuff. With me I need only one thing, soap. I don’t care what it is or how it smells. […]

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Maybe I Need A Break

   I really shouldn’t be posting twice in one day, I’m going to burn myself out, in fact, maybe I’m already getting there. I’ll explain in a minute, but first I have to say, that if you like alcohol and haven’t tried that alcohol infused, flavored whipped cream, I highly recommend it, it’s 30proof and […]

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Meditation or Masturbation?

  Studies on meditation have shown that it can help relieve stress, increase the sleep hormone melatonin, improve your posture,  improve your confidence and self control, alleviate some pain and enhance  physical enjoyment .  Unless you are a severe depressive or have a  psychotic illness, in which case it can make your condition worse.   Studies on masturbation have shown that it can lead to self […]

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Ridiculous? Nah!

Is this getting ridiculous or what? I’m sitting here streaming this movie called Frozen from Netflix, it’s after 12:30am, I have stuff to do tomorrow, but I refuse to go to sleep until I post. My mind has been on overdrive for almost two weeks and now, nothing, I mean, at all. Then thankfully, fate throws me […]

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I'm Not Going to Make a Habit of This

I’m not going to make a habit of leaning on Daily Challenge for material for this panel, but  I have to say that when I saw today’s challenge my first thought was that it looks like it’s more of a challenge for her than it is for me. I’m not going to say that, though, because I try to not […]

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