Head on the Table

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Collecting My Thoughts on Mice and Men

  I really am talking about mice. I found mice droppings in my basement, so I bought some of those pellets that cause the mice to hemorrage internally and die a horrible death.   I know, they’re so cute. Except when they are leaving shit in your basement.   Well, six or eight deaths later [...]

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Collecting My Thoughts on Mice and Men

I really am talking about mice. I found mice droppings in my basement, so I bought some of those pellets that cause the mice to hemorrage internally and die a horrible death. I know, they’re so cute. Except when they are leaving shit in your basement. Well, six or eight deaths later they seem to [...]

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Aliens?

My wife’s brother, for some reason, wanted to talk about aliens, so he says to me, “you believe that the possibility exists that there are aliens, right?” I should have just said “yes,” but for some reason of my own I decided to be difficult, instead I said that I had no idea. So he [...]

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Women

   Late night, last night. One of the girls in our party had a really nice set and was wearing a tight, low cut top, nicely displaying her assets and it helped to make the evening a little more enjoyable.   Women don’t really have to do a lot to make men appreciate them, its the [...]

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Feeling a Little Weird

  I have to admit, I’m feeling a little weird about yesterday’s post. I threw it down before I headed out the door, and now I’m not so sure  it worked.  It’s 2:03am, I was out tonight, I took tomorrow off and I just got home. So why am I posting? Because that post is still bothering me. I don’t [...]

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