Head on the Table

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Raise Your Hand

I saw an Elvis impersonator on TV today and I was just wondering. Is there really ANYONE who can’t do an Elvis impersonation?

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At Least She’s Not Getting Shafted

I know a girl who works for an escort service. She told me she does it because she likes the “tips”.

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Easter is the Best, Hands Down

Another Palm Sunday coming up and with it comes painful childhood memories. When I was growing up we would get a spanking every Sunday morning in case we had done something bad during the week and hadn’t gotten caught. My dad would put on this padded glove and wack us with the palm of his hand, and [...]

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Awesome And Lorde Go Hand In Hand

                                        A couple of shots from the Lorde Concert,                                                Aragon Ballroom, Chicago Illinois                                             Beautifully Intelligent Songs                                                                                    Remarkable Artist

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Now Go Clean Your Room

So one day my daughter says to me. “You know what dad? I don’t think you’ve ever told a joke that isn’t racist or sexist”. I couldn’t believe it. Who says children don’t listen to their parents?

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