Head on the Table

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No Medical or Life Insurance Either

One good thing about hiring zombies is that you don’t have to pay them a living wage.

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Deep or Just Confused?

Can you really be dead? I mean if you’re dead then you cease to be so…

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You Can Also Play it like Bongos

I read a few negative comments on YouTube regarding Meagan Trainor’s  song “All About That Bass.”  Some people think that the song is telling girls that it’s ok to eat unhealthy and be fat. I always thought of the song as empowering to chubby chasers.

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Honey Does My Head Feel Warm?

At my job we get to go to breakfast with the boss if we don’t take any sick days during the year. If you do call in sick, though,  you can stay home for up to 3 consecutive days before a doctor’s note is required. So let’s see, three paid days off versus a $10 breakfast. [...]

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Hey, We Had A Deal

My wife doesn’t drive and she wanted me to take her to an outlet mall one Saturday. “What are you going there for?” I asked her. She said for several things and she wanted to hit a number of stores. “So, like shop ’til you drop?” I asked.  “Yeah.” she said. “I guess.” So first [...]

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