Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Hey, We Had A Deal

Written By: Sy - Jan• 31•15

My wife doesn’t drive and she wanted me to take her to an outlet mall one Saturday. “What are you going there for?” I asked her. She said for several things and she wanted to hit a number of stores. “So, like shop ’til you drop?” I asked.  “Yeah.” she said. “I guess.” So first I insisted we stop to eat, then after we got to the mall I waited until she had to go to the bathroom. When she came back I told her “OK, you dropped, we’re leaving.”HEAD15

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