Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Archive for January, 2015

Hey, We Had A Deal

My wife doesn’t drive and she wanted me to take her to an outlet mall one Saturday. “What are you going there for?” I asked her. She said for several things and she wanted to hit a number of stores. “So, like shop ’til you drop?” I asked.  “Yeah.” she said. “I guess.” So first [...]

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Works For Me

At most work places you can be fired for sleeping on the job. I think this rule should apply only to sleep walkers who are still performing their tasks, because if you’re sleeping then, technically, you’re not “on the job

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