Head on the Table

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Easter is the Best, Hands Down

Written By: Sy - Mar• 22•14

Another Palm Sunday coming up and with it comes painful childhood memories. When I was growing up we would get a spanking every Sunday morning in case we had done something bad during the week and hadn’t gotten caught. My dad would put on this padded glove and wack us with the palm of his hand, and that’s all I think about when I hear the term “Palm Sunday”.

Easter, thankfully, helps me forget some of that trauma, because on Easter we always go to my sister’s house and pig out like it’s the Last Supper, and afterwards, at home, I nail my wife on her hands and her feet. She stands in front of the couch and bends over with her hands on the rear cushion.

I would do it doggie style but I’ve got a bad knee.

 

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