Head on the Table

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I’m Addicted to Beer Nuts

Written By: Sy - Jan• 15•13

Lately I’ve been eating a lot of Beer Nuts. In fact, right now, I’m in the middle of a 12 ounce can that I bought this afternoon, but this is really kind of a crazy addiction.

You see, the thing about Beer Nuts is that they are barely even sweet and are barely even salty and that’s the reason that I keep eating them. I keep thinking that maybe I’ll taste some sweet and salt on the next nut and I keep eating them and chasing that buzz that they just can’t deliver, but I keep buying them and hoping anyway.

This is crazy. I’ve got to get off of this stuff. From now on think I’ll mix them with toffee peanuts.

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