Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Archive for December, 2012

Sounds Like A Plan

The other day my wife and I bought a new dining room set, and for an additional one hundred dollars we got a five year protection plan.  Yep, for only one hundred dollars more we’re guaranteed that for five years none of this new furniture will try to attack us. I didn’t buy it so much for [...]

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CHRISTOGENOUS ZONES

Christmas sounds, Christmas Sights Warmth in our hearts that they ignite Bring the smiles out to play That we share throughout the day While currents of love caress our souls And stimulate our Christogenous Zones   Just give in, it will be OK Let the season have its way Let it touch you, don’t resist [...]

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