If it’s true that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions, then that probably means that there are a bunch of guys down there who said, in all sincerity, “I won’t cum in your mouth.” Then they just lost control and blew it, so to speak.

Lately my wife can’t remember anything. She must be going through Mental Pause.

The Fall season is upon us and with it comes the changing of the textures. Yes, once again, it’s perfect dog poop picking up weather.