Head on the Table

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I Choked to Death

Written By: Sy - Aug• 10•12

I’m pretty sure I choked to death a while back.

I was really hungry and I bought a humungous slice of pizza and started chowing down on it while sitting in my car.

Next thing I know I had a big glob of cheese stuck in my throat. I tried the heimlich manuever, but it didn’t work, so I decided that I wouldn’t panic, instead I would just hold my breath until I could get some help.

Well, that was about a week ago and so far I haven’t been able to get it out, so I’m pretty sure it’s over, but then again maybe not.

Think I’ll give it another day.

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