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Archive for April, 2012

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.” Doesn’t apply to heart attacks

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I Hope This Helps

Results from a study last year, showed that men did not start to feel old until the age of 58, but women began to feel old at the age of 28. This is ridiculous, women shouldn’t start feeling old until men stop looking at their tits.

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Just in Case You’re not Clear on This

 The saying “Everything I need to know in life I learned in kindergarden,”  doesn’t apply to the way you dress. Just in case you’re not clear on that.

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