Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

But On The Positive Side

Written By: Sy - Apr• 13•12

I have a friend who has always struggled to lose weight. Finally, thanks to a crash diet, she has lost almost forty pounds.

Yep, about five months ago she lost control of her car, crashed it into a light pole and has been in a coma ever since.

I went to the hospital the other day and viewed her  in the vegetable ward and I must say that she’s looking pretty good.

Only about another twenty pounds to go and she’ll really look hot.

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