Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Some Guys Have All of the Luck

Written By: Sy - Mar• 01•12

I met a 29 yr old woman at the bar the other night who couldn’t stop talking about her ex- boyfriend.

She told me how he abused her physically, how he threw her out of his car, into the snow once, with no shoes on, but she still stayed with him.

I just kept thinking about how lucky this guy was. I wish my wife was that understanding, but, unfortunately she’s not. She actually told me early on, that if I ever hit her, it would be the first and last time that I did. So that pretty much means that I have to pick my shot. I mean if I only get one, I don’t want to waste it.

Some guys have all of the luck.

 

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