Head on the Table

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Archive for January, 2012

Piranha Lion

I’m going to do this horror movie called the Piranha Lion. The only problem I’m having is trying to decide if I want the creature to be a Pirahna that’s part Lion or a Lion that’s part Piranha and it’s making me crazy(er). It’s always the little things that cause the biggest headaches.

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Stupid Things That Only Women Say

Women say “I love you, but I’m not in love with you,”  when they’re trying to let a guy down easy. This is just a meaningless, BS line that a guy has to be pretty dumb to believe. The only people I could ever imagine, sincerely, saying this to is probably my parents and my sister. On second thought, actually maybe only my [...]

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Brown It and Serve It Up

Today I went to the store and I bought some Brown and Serve sausages and I now know why they’re called Brown and Serve, because you sure as hell don’t want to brown them, then eat them yourself. Damn those things are nasty. And kind of on the same note I was thinking that it [...]

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Alien vs Predator?

There is a new study out right now that claims that men and women are psychologically almost a different species. This is some pretty startling news to anyone who has never had a personal encounter with the opposite sex. For the rest of us, however, not that much of a revelation. The study did get [...]

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Sister, Sista

For years there has been a steady stream of wive’s shows like Footballer’s Wives, Wives of Atlanta , New York…etc. Now there’s a new “Wive’s” show called Sister Wives. To me this sounds like it might have some hot, black bitches in it so I check it out and find that I couldn’t have been more wrong. Instead there’s [...]

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