Head on the Table

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Auto Erotica?

Written By: Sy - Oct• 12•11

When I think about buying a new car there are certain cars that I put at the bottom of my list and other cars that are not even on my list for what is probably a pretty silly reason.

It’s whether or not I like their emblem. For instance I’ll probably never buy a Toyota because I don’t like the symbol and besides that, with a couple of exceptions, most of their line is pretty boring anyway. Chevy is another one. Don’t like their symbol, so they’re at the bottom also.

The one make of car that I know I’ll never buy, however, is a Hundai. Their emblem is so pathetic I almost feel sorry for it. I’ve never seen an emblem try so hard, and fail so miserably, to try and look like something. The same goes for their cars. Hundai does not seem to be able to design a car that can overide that embarrassing emblem. The nondescript older models actually fit the emblem better than the newer ones, but all of the new models look themselves like, they too, are trying so hard to look cool, to be noticed and that’s all they look like. Like they’re trying. They’re just not succeeding.

The cars might be good cars, I don’t know, I just can’t see myself driving one of them.

Oh, and in case you’re wondering what I drive, it’s a…

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