Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Opposite? Sure.

Written By: Sy - Sep• 27•11

Now I don’t want to embarrass this guy’s legacy by mentioning his name, but we all know who I’m talking about. He’s the guy that said that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Now for one thing this is just nuts. You can’t have equal and opposite at the same time. I mean, men and women, equal? Hot and cold, dry and wet, light and dark, land and sky? Opposite, sure, but I don’t see how they’re equal.

If you’re still not convinced, then try tactfully, suggesting to your girl that she could stand to lose a few pounds and see what kind of reaction you get.

Now I know these deep thinkers are trying their best to come up with something to make their mark, but they really need to put a little more thought into some of this stuff,

Luckily I’m here to tie up some of the loose ends. Equal and opposite? That’s just crazy.

 

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