Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Archive for September, 2011

That Was Weird

Today I got challenged to mud wrestle a couple a wild forest animals. I don’t even know what they were,  just that they had teeth and fur and,  I guess, claws.  So anyway I do it and they end up, literally, tearing every appendage off of my body. Every appendage. I’m OK now, but I’m just saying, [...]

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On Using Other People’s Brains

All I mean by using other people’s brains is making statements like “well that’s the way we always did it where I came from” or if was good enough for my dad then it’s good enough for me or…, well you get the idea. Now I might be overthinking this, in fact I once had [...]

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Opposite? Sure.

Now I don’t want to embarrass this guy’s legacy by mentioning his name, but we all know who I’m talking about. He’s the guy that said that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Now for one thing this is just nuts. You can’t have equal and opposite at the same time. [...]

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More Fine Dining

I’m not criticizing this restaurant’s food, because I’ve never eaten there. All I am saying, though, is that if I do ever eat there, whatever that thing standing up on the right is, I’m not ordering it.                                                               (click to enlarge)

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TMI

Well the first review has come in on Touch Scream Phone, meaning I asked my wife to read it and tell me what she thought about the story. So she says she thought the story was good, but that she didn’t care for the sexual stuff. So I say, hey I only asked you about [...]

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