Head on the Table

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Archive for December, 2010

On Conspiracy Theories

  I can’t prove it, but I know there has to be some kind of conspiracy going on.  How can the UPS possible know the exact time I go into the bathroom, and ring the bell a few moments later. I mean, seriously this has just happened too many times to be a coincidence.   [...]

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More on O’Bama Cartoon (Author’s Note)

The proverbial “they” say that if you have to explain a joke, that it’s not funny. Well I wasn’t trying to be funny.  It just struck me that so many people were voting for O’bama, based on his race, and implying, or saying, that Martin Luther King’s dream was being realized, whereas MLK’s famous quote spoke [...]

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My Never Before Published Barrack O’Bama Cartoon

Well, now we have our first  “black” President-Elect in Barrack O’bama, and I think, why does that make a difference? Why should the race or even the gender of the president matter at all? But, then I think about it again, and have to admit that it does. I mean, it would definitely seem weird to [...]

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Attempts Stand-Up

    Sometimes I wonder why I do this panel. Do I need attention that badly? Did mommy and daddy not love me enough? If I ever meet them in person that’s the first question Im going to ask them.  (laughter)   But, even though I’ve never met my parents. I do have a couple pictures [...]

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Celebrity Roasts

  If Rumpelstilskin was “roasted” on Comedy Central, it would be a Rump roast. If Charlie Brown was roasted it would be a Chuck Roast. If Simba the lion was roasted along with Bambi and 9 of  Bambi’s deer friends it would be a ten-deer lion roast. And, finally,  if you roasted Hayden Panettiere, Scarlett Johansson and Megan [...]

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