Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Archive for November, 2010

Life is Sweet

  You know that line from “Forest Gump”,  “Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’ll get.”?   Personally, I’ve never seen a box of chocolates that doesn’t have a diagram telling you exactly what you’re going to get. So if you still can’t figure it out, you’re probably just illiterate. […]

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On Gay People

   Gay people have this practice called  “Coming Out” where they  “confess” to straight people that they are “gay” and hope that they will be forgiven, or something like that.    I’m not really sure why they do it, but apparently they are guilt ridden about something and feel it should be everyone elses problem too. […]

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One For The Ladies

You know how women are always saying that they can’t win. That they’re second class citizens and how they lament the fact that guys are always judging them by the size of their breasts. Well, I was thinking, what if  you could tell a man’s age by looking at his penis (don’t ask me for […]

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Why Have I Never Seen This Cartoon

     There are obvious jokes that I have never seen in print and there are jokes that I’ve seen ad nauseam and wonder how they still make it into print, like “dog year” jokes. You know, like a dog looking at a sign saying “must be eighteen to enter” and wondering how much that is in dog […]

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I’m Sorry Means "F" You

The only time a person has reason to apologize is when they know that they were doing something wrong in the first place. If they didn’t know, then there’s no reason to apologize. They might say “I’m sorry, I didn’t know”, but  that’s not really the same thing. So, when someone says, that they are sorry, […]

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