Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Money Making Idea

Written By: Sy - Nov• 29•10

  Home security experts say that even if you don’t have a dog, you should put up a “Beware of Dog” sign anyway. You should even borrow dog poop from a neighbor to put in your yard, to make it look convincing.

   But, what if you don’t have a neighbor with a dog or don’t get along with your neighbors?

  Well, anyone with a “dog poop pick-up” business could advertise to install “Beware of Dog” signs and place fresh poop in your yard every few days for people who don’t have dogs.

   That way, you could charge some clients for picking up poop and other clients for leaving and cleaning up the same poop.

  You could even charge for the poop by size. Just manufacture it from the raw materials you’re already getting from your suppliers.


 “Honey, I’ve asked you a hundred times not to do your work at the kitchen table.”

“I’m sorry, but I still have to fill 23 Great Dane orders by tomorrow and I’m already out of room in the basement. There’s nothing else I can do. Business has really been picking up lately.”

 “If that’s supposed to be funny, I’m not laughing.”

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