Head on the Table

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I’m Sorry Means "F" You

Written By: Sy - Nov• 14•10

The only time a person has reason to apologize is when they know that they were doing something wrong in the first place.

If they didn’t know, then there’s no reason to apologize. They might say “I’m sorry, I didn’t know”, but  that’s not really the same thing.

So, when someone says, that they are sorry, all they’re saying is “Hey I’m admitting that I purposely did something wrong to you, now what are you going to do about it?”

This is bullshit. Never accept an apology unless you can kick the person’s ass at the same time. Then just leave them a note for when they wake up in the hospital that says “no problem”.

Look, it’s not that I don’t understand people feeling remorse. I mean, you might eventually feel bad about kicking their ass, but don’t worry, you’ll get over it.

by Sy

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One Comment

  1. psychodoodle says:

    very true… wholeheartedly agree…. just wish it was possibly to actually do the landing them in hospital part….

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