Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Archive for November, 2010

On Wisdom/You sucked it, it's yours

  There is a saying that goes “You can do a thousand good deeds, but get caught sucking one dick, and you will always be remembered as a “cocksucker” before anything else.   But, it doesn’t have to be an actual dick, it can be any act that shows people you lack character.   Get caught stealing, that’s your dick, [...]

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Money Making Idea

  Home security experts say that even if you don’t have a dog, you should put up a “Beware of Dog” sign anyway. You should even borrow dog poop from a neighbor to put in your yard, to make it look convincing.    But, what if you don’t have a neighbor with a dog or don’t get [...]

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Merry Christmas

   For this Christmas cartoon, I’m not picking on anyone. I’m not saying how full of crap a lot of people are. I’m not going to crack jokes about anyone’s beliefs or sexuality, or share my limited view of the world. All I want to do is wish everyone a “Merry Christmas and Peace on Earth”.Also, [...]

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Paying My Dues on Thanksgiving

   Finally, I finished my shopping for Thanksgiving. I just got back from the supermarket with five pounds of hamburger,  5 pounds of hot dogs, six packages of buns, a ten pound box of rib tips. Three pounds each of potato salad, cole slaw and macaroni salad, a few bags of chips, paper plates, napkins, [...]

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Random Thoughts

   The term “women’s issues” is a redundant phrase. “melodrama” is an oxymoron, and  “Riverdancing” should be an event at the “Special Olympics”.    I say this because it just looks like a bunch of retards who wandered in and out of a river and now they’re trying to shake the water off of their [...]

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