Head on the Table

Sarcasm, satire and cartoons

Happy Halloween

Written By: Sy - Oct• 31•10

                      

                       ”What kind of boots do zombies wear? Ghoul-ashes.”

                       “When a witch is sick, she is just going through a bad spell.”

                       “The chastity belt was the first warlock.”

                       “Superman and Batman both like costumed balls.”

                       “Why do vampire children like haircuts?”

                       “Because the barber gives them blood suckers.”

                       ”Knock, knock.”

                       “Who’s there?”

                       ”Trick or treat.”

                       ”Trick or treat who?”

                       “If I wanted you to know that, I wouldn’t be wearing a mask.”

              by Sy

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